At Heiny Heaven, we believe in protecting the most sacred thing on Earth — your cheeks.
Our pocket-sized spray is your ticket to divine cleanliness, no matter where your bowels takes you.
4am. A red-eye flight. A questionable airport toilet.
That’s when our founder experienced a holy vision — not of angels, but of an easier, cleaner, cheek-safe way to sit.
Out of that moment came Heiny Heaven™, a travel-sized miracle designed to cleanse, bless, and protect your derriere from the world’s least divine surfaces.
At Heiny Heaven™, we combine science, satire, and style to keep your cheeks clean. It’s not just hygiene — it’s a lifestyle:
Our mission?
To ensure no traveler, office worker, or road tripper ever fears a public restroom again.
We promise that every spray of Heiny Heaven will make you feel:
Safer than a seatbelt
Fresher than first-class air.
And holier than the person who remembered to bring wipes.
Because when your bum feels blessed, your whole day gets better. 🙌
Because when your bum feels blessed, your whole day gets better. 🙌