We’re on a mission to make every seat feel like a heavenly one.

At Heiny Heaven, we believe in protecting the most sacred thing on Earth — your cheeks.

Our pocket-sized spray is your ticket to divine cleanliness, no matter where your bowels takes you.

The Revelation

It all started with one unfortunate airport bathroom.

4am. A red-eye flight. A questionable airport toilet.
That’s when our founder experienced a holy vision — not of angels, but of an easier, cleaner, cheek-safe way to sit.

Out of that moment came Heiny Heaven™, a travel-sized miracle designed to cleanse, bless, and protect your derriere from the world’s least divine surfaces.

Our Divine Purpose

Saving the world, one seat at a time.

At Heiny Heaven™, we combine science, satire, and style to keep your cheeks clean. It’s not just hygiene — it’s a lifestyle:

  • 💦 Germ-Fighting Power: 99.9% germ-fighting power (because the devil’s in the bacteria)
  • ✈️ Travel Ready: Pocket-sized purity (TSA-approved for your next red-eye salvation)
  • 🌿 Eco Beautiful: Eco-conscious ingredients (your bum deserves clean and green)
  • 🌸 Scent of Serenity: A subtle scent of serenity (because lemon-lavender holiness smells better than bleach)

Our mission?
To ensure no traveler, office worker, or road tripper ever fears a public restroom again.

Our Promise

We swear on our seats.

We promise that every spray of Heiny Heaven will make you feel:

Safer than a seatbelt

Fresher than first-class air.

And holier than the person who remembered to bring wipes.

Because when your bum feels blessed, your whole day gets better. 🙌

Join the Cult of Clean

Follow @HeinyHeaven and tag #HeavenlySeats for a chance to be featured. Because faith without spray is dead.

Because when your bum feels blessed, your whole day gets better. 🙌